Saturday, December 30, 2017

So... you don't have any plans for the New Year? 
Don't worry, I've got you covered. 

Step 1: Buy Benadryl. 
Step 2: Watch the new season of Black Mirror. 
Step 3: Read David Foster Wallace. 
Step 4: Curl up in a ball on the floor and stay there till it's 2018. 
Step 5: Take solace in having almost ensured an upward trajectory to the start of the year. 

Boom. At your service, is the one-stop solution to all of life's happiness. 

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